I can’t this image is so funny 😭😭
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Wake up babe, new booty shorts text just dropped.
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whispering “fentanyl” under my breath as the cops arrest me, causing them to fly back like a skyrim shout
(via manywinged)
stop looking at me respectfully and start looking at me like a coyote looks at a fully stocked henhouse
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“how is peppermint patty a lesbian if she has a crush on charlie brown” like you don’t know any lesbians who are obsessed with some weird sad little guy
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Favorite adderall review
You have to watch the dosage.
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Slutty cow print clothes being sold only in sizes that wouldn’t fit on a fat bitch is some kinda twisted structurally enforced stolen valor type shit.
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what I want to do to mens’ bodies is between me and God and everyone on the internet and no one else
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